by Liliph5 April 6, 2022
Get the Liliesmug. Lily's real soulmate is Barron Trump, not Leon.
Leon already has a girlfriend named Jesus Christ, a beautiful Latina who is of Colombian descent. Leon has a long way to be fluent in Spanish though...
Leon already has a girlfriend named Jesus Christ, a beautiful Latina who is of Colombian descent. Leon has a long way to be fluent in Spanish though...
Lily's real soulmate is Barron Trump. I'm friend's with Jesus Christ, Leon's girlfriend, and let me tell you...Lily isn't in love with Leon because his girlfriend is extremely protective of Leon. Lily told her that she loves Barron Trump and finds him hot! She finds Leon super unattractive. Lily is a very beautiful Asian girl, but Leon told me he's into only black or Latina girls. Hopefully Lily gets to be with Barron Trump forever. Leon is extremely satisfied with his girlfriend Jesus Christ, since she's currently busy trying to kill the Whore of Babylon trying to take away Leon away from her. Jesus Christ is fucking tough and scary if you ever mess with her!
by SunnyIsntLeonsSoulmate January 6, 2024
Get the Lilymug. Lili is the dopest fish in the sea! She is kinda creepy but If you can see past that she has really great qualities as well: she can eat a bowl of noodles in under 3 seconds, she can lick toes and she can play dancing queen with her butt cheeks
by Picklepickletoad November 22, 2021
Get the Lilimug. by Doqtordyl September 15, 2021
Get the Lily distlermug. by lexhardie June 13, 2021
Get the Lilymug. Lily W is someone who is extremely short, and borderline psychopathic. She may look like she played Gollum from Lord of The Rings, but don't let that fool you, because she has, in fact, not found her precious. Instead, she has found a very sexy man, who likes other men. Lily W is not a gamer, and will blow your eardrums with one horrible screech. Lily W is someone who you probably want to stay away from, because she drinks Monster Energy religiously, and you are what you eat - or drink. Lily W is an absolute demon and should be treated as such, so keep your friendly neighborhood exorcist with you at all times around Lily W.
by your moms scrumptious balls December 28, 2021
Get the Lily Wmug. 