Sorry officer

Is when a grown man capitulates in the face of peer pressure and confirms his status as a beta male/ soft cock.

Alan : you should apologise to that police officer to get out of that speeding fine
Troy: sorry officer!
Alan : what the fuck did you do that for you soft cock.

Troy : don’t tell anybody.

Alan : I’ve got your back.

On work site later that day. Alan : guess what this soft cock said.

by Captain Pepe December 19, 2023

Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!!

It is a a Gacha Life meme from Pinterest that states, 'Sorry, I'm only gay in FRIDAYS!!' it features a guy named Ryan with fading teal and neon green hair in a playground. The guy is a femboy as well, and he has a ponytail. His outfit is a red orange and yellow top, while his bottoms are a green and blue skirt. He also has pink socks with pink and purple shoes. Anime gacha men #242

"Hey, have you seen, Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!! ?"

"..no."

by ranpo edogawa defender December 21, 2023

Spray tan

When a Caucasian hangs around so much people of African descent that they start acting like them

Dude Caleb’s been acting really weird lately

Yeah he got new friends and got spray tanned

by Repur505 December 24, 2023

sorry ass nigga

a nigga who is sorry asf

me: ur a sorry ass niga
logan: never say that again
me: LMAO
logan: shut the fuck up bitch
me: sorry ass nigga

logan: :( dont say that because it hurts my feelings
me: what even is a sorry ass nigga
*looks it up on urban dictionary*
me: LMAO MARK ASS NIGGA IMMA START SAYING THAT SHIT
logan: I wish I could say that word ;(

by pussyslaypussytight December 30, 2023

sorrybasic

when someone has much pride with what they have done

ethan i am gonna come to your house and kung fu you, sorrybasic

by xxethanraperxx December 31, 2023

Spray Can Alabaster

paint or makeup up seal of ivory or alabaster white on a dark skin complexion to look white, usually goes by, African, asian, or Mexican who uses white paint like alabaster, ivory, or egg shell white, to cultural appropriate mainly European or British or white cultures, without cultural acceptance. Usually means a passer.

Oh, that white milky face Jane Seymour from the Tudor series is considered a spray can alabaster, but she's probably says she more so from up north, like China. In China they say milky face.

by Quizzicalbrowed January 3, 2024

Sorry re

A coined phrase by Pex, encouraging humility. "Sorry re" is employed when an individual or situation refrains from apologizing for an error, allowing others to express remorse on their behalf without diminishing their stature.

Govind: It's so hot today! I can't bear the heat!
Pex (knowing that the sun won't apologize): "Sorry re"

by pexv January 29, 2024