Hunky shrek stole my liver

WTF HUNKY SHREK

hey hunky shrek!
Hunky shrek stole my liver
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by rhmpe December 20, 2022

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Dubious Shrek

(noun)

The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"

Owen: Jesus christ what happened to you Ethan?
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.

by Chinkyboy321 February 16, 2023

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a shrek

smelly ogre

the types of people that bully for no reason and just in general suck

he's such a shrek

by shrekyum June 18, 2023

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mass sheckle killer

Your friend that asks for money and never warns you that they will do it again and again and again. When your plan was to give a little bit of money, next thing you know he is asking for even more money.

I thought you were homeless but you're a mass sheckle killer!

Can I have 1000 sheckles? I'm not a mass sheckle killer by the way. Oh and also I need another 5000 sheckles please.

by Temiz August 7, 2023

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The Shrek Word

A word that is supposedly racist against all ogres unless you have the fabled Shrek card. If you obtain the fabled Shrek card you too can say the Shrek word.

“Hey I got the Shrek card say the Shrek word. Go on! Say it! Say it it’s not gonna be racist!”

by MiracleWeezerHall September 22, 2023

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