by @jzahl360 November 01, 2016
Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.
"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"
or
"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
or
"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
by JsmittyTheKitty June 06, 2024
"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"
by Big Santa May 02, 2024
Doug smith is widely regarded as a “Gorilla Tag ghost” He haunts servers in gorilla tag and if you get him angry he might ban or kick you from the game. He can sometimes be found in the codes “IAMHERE” “LMAO666” and “CARCRASH”. Apparently, he died in a car crash and now haunts the listed gorilla tag servers through his dead son’s headset.
Hey guys, have you heard about Doug Smith Gorilla tag
by iceyyz July 14, 2023
Used to describe a large gaping asshole. Like that of Jada Smith when fucking Jaden Smith's friends while Will Smith watches.
by Sequestered May 21, 2024
Used to describe a large gaping asshole. Like that of Jada Smith when fucking Jaden Smith's friends while Will Smith watches.
by Sequestered May 21, 2024
Jacob Smith is a really hot attractive person. Jacob is the sweetest person ever and perfect. he off limits though lol take the L bozo.
Loser: “Who’s jacob smith again?”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line”
by SeggsHaver3000 January 26, 2022