Flip n Slide

This sexual endeavor involves a standing male and female who are both unclothed at the top of a cobbled hill covered in lube. Man runs towards female backwards and back flips so his erect peni ends up in her mouth. The force of the flip then slams the womens head to the floor causing concussion and thus both members of the act slide down the hill in a 69 position.

"wheres stacey?"
"she's in hospital, heard she did the Flip n slide last night"

by ket hunter June 5, 2018

Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018

Reverse Slip n Slide

When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.

Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!

by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020

slide 7

if someone replies to your comment with this, it means your comment was so corny it got put on the 7th slide of a slideshow on tiktok

Person 1: It is an honor to attend this meeting my fellow sigma males 🗿🍷
Person 2: slide 7

by Kennatv January 29, 2024

sliding scale

A nutritional supplement, such as Boost Plus or Ensure, commonly used in eating disorder treatment to make up for unfinished components of your meal plan. It is ordered by a registered dietitian.

I didn’t have time to finish the last three bites of my snack so now I have to drink my sliding scale.

by Anxiously September 7, 2019

North Korean slip and slide

It is when N.KOREA leader (kim jong fat fuck)slips and falls on his ass in the rain, eating shit.

Did you hear, DICKtator Kim Jong Un did a North Korean slip and slide over the weekend?he ate total shit!

by aussie man name jaun hernandez September 9, 2020

Slip'n slide

When you stick your finger up someone's ass so deep you reach there intestine track, then your finger proceeds to slide and do loop de loops in there intestines

I totally slip'n slided Jessica last night.

by MattyH0506 January 25, 2021