when someone has been for a massive dump, poo crystals are the particles that are in the smell eminating from the area of the dump, which fly up your nose and deposit.
"dear god leona, that was a massive dump, all your poo crystals flew up my nose when i went in the bog"
by barakus May 1, 2006
Get the poo crystals mug.when your at a party and you take advantage of a drunk person by hanging a big shit in their pocket. You have to wait till they're fully shit faced so they don't even notice.
Bruce
"man i was mad maggoted last night, i can't remember a thing!"
Pete
"i'll say, your still wearing the clothes you had on last night"
Bruce
"sigh, the mistery of the mind. i wonder what i did last night"
in bruces thought he puts his hands in his pockets and then pulls them out just as quick to reveal his hands covered in a brown substance
Bruce
"what the hell is this shit!"
Pete
"thats what it is man...SHIT! someones given you a poo pocket! hahah poopoo pockets. hey everyone check it out, Bruce has poopoo pockets hahaha
Bruce runs like a girl to his room and cries into his pillow
Pete
"man if i were you i wouldn't be on my bed crying, id be getting those bloody pants off me and hoping into the shower. you have someone elses shit in your pockets for christ sake!"
"man i was mad maggoted last night, i can't remember a thing!"
Pete
"i'll say, your still wearing the clothes you had on last night"
Bruce
"sigh, the mistery of the mind. i wonder what i did last night"
in bruces thought he puts his hands in his pockets and then pulls them out just as quick to reveal his hands covered in a brown substance
Bruce
"what the hell is this shit!"
Pete
"thats what it is man...SHIT! someones given you a poo pocket! hahah poopoo pockets. hey everyone check it out, Bruce has poopoo pockets hahaha
Bruce runs like a girl to his room and cries into his pillow
Pete
"man if i were you i wouldn't be on my bed crying, id be getting those bloody pants off me and hoping into the shower. you have someone elses shit in your pockets for christ sake!"
by Misphit_Aus October 4, 2006
Get the Poo Pocket mug.The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.
Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"
by nemanja August 30, 2007
Get the Poo genie mug.I thought i was gonna overflow the water in the toilet with a giant turd and it just turned out to be a little poo diddy.
by Elohdaeh February 12, 2014
Get the Poo Diddy mug.Similar to Blood Brothers, where two best friends stand back to back naked from the waste down. Cheek to cheek they bend over and force out a poo each. When the poo meets in the middle it becomes one symbolising the unbreakable bond of poo brothers.
You're the coolest friend I could ever dream of, do yuu want to be Poo Brothers? You know what they say..... Poo is thicker than water
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Get the Dad Poo mug.Term of endearment for Vagina or the more deroggetry word pussy, the expression giney actually dates back to 2005, originating in Upper Hutt, Wellington, New Zealand.
by Alastair Taylor September 12, 2006
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