parking lot bj

When an otto gets a blow job in a taco bell parking lot , by a attractive girl with big titties

did you see that otto . He got a parking lot bj last night in the taco bell parking lot by some hot chick.

by crank stick 70 February 17, 2015

parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.

I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.

by Dafodil city dweller September 16, 2015

picking the lock

When two Asians are having sex, one will use chopsticks on his/her female partner. Using one to manipulate the clitoris and the other to apply pressure to the g-spot.

Asian 1: can you leave? I'm picking the lock on my girlfriend.
Asian 2: okay man, I'll leave.

by Dekky November 1, 2015

Picking up the plywood

Picking up the plywood: exceedingly rough anal sex

Picking up the plywood: I am going to Joe's house later to pick up the plywood

by Olian October 9, 2016

Picking pierce

Some one that has no gun skill and picks up things in a field.

There goes a picking pierce over there.

by Harry Balzaq July 24, 2016

Parking Lot Heart Attack

Standard method of death for people that work too many hours because they make all there money in OT pay, people Power Plant Workers, Cops etc.

"Hey you hear about John ? He tried to work 72 hours straight to rack up some OT and when his shift was over he dropped dead of a Parking Lot Heart Attack"

by Capt_Quint February 7, 2017

Picking their dicks

The act of sitting around with your friends or colleagues and wasting time, especially when using your jock brain.

Those guys had no ambition or hustle. They just sat around all day picking their dicks.

by Bill Willcox March 6, 2017