A Noah is the best person you will meet, he is sweet, funny and loves to work out. He is so kind hearted he will do anything for u, if he likes you he will show it he will tell u and flirt with you until you get the point. Noah are healthy af and will only eat carrots for dinner, and a granola bar for dessert. He is such a good kisser. He has the most handsome face you could, and would ever look at.
Girl 1: is that Noah the new guy
Girl 2: yea don't you recognize that handsome face
Girl 3: oh yeah I'm so stupid
Girl 2: yea don't you recognize that handsome face
Girl 3: oh yeah I'm so stupid
by Ehdje November 05, 2020
He will describe all of his kinks to you on his first date. He likes to smother toes in mayo and then shoves it up his throat. He is known best as the throat goat (better than Lana Rhodes). To make a Noah happy, you give him gift cards that he ends up swiping on peoples buts.
Noah is amazing.
by Noah's bae February 23, 2024
"Bro I got this NOAH in my class, they're so annoying I swear."
"Same man, Why can't they just disappear?"
"Same man, Why can't they just disappear?"
by OofioisAngyLOL March 08, 2021
Noah is the best person ever and has the worlds best girlfriend.
Noah is stupid
by qa3wserdtfgyh8uj9i March 05, 2019
noah is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very fat