jess murphy

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.
Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.
by henryhenryhenderson March 09, 2016
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Jesse and Keturah

these people will become a great couple over time. they are destined to be with each other some day. it is a rocky start, but eventually they will both like each other. it’s also meant to be because j and k are next to each other in the alphabet. together, this couple will be much more powerful than any other couple they know. Jesse and Keturah are people who have usually known each other for quite a while or have grown up together. jesse usually has brown eyes and curly hair while keturah has blue eyes and wavy/straight hair. at this very moment, one of them likes the other right now and they will become a couple soon. i swear they will get married.
person1: “who's that powerful couple?”
person2 “oh, that’s Jesse and Keturah, the best couple.”
by peasinapod22 November 28, 2023
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Jesse Barratt

Jesse barrat is a fucking unit at your school respect him u fat cunts
He gets all the hotties
Jay said : Damm u look like a Jesse barratt
by November 22, 2021
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chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
by turtle-paws February 07, 2012
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Jess Hooper

Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.
1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again

2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper
by Morpheus11122 May 10, 2012
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Jess-Up

When Jessica fucks up again..
"Damn Jess why'd you have to Jess-up again..."
by ParentMe February 03, 2020
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