An eldritch being which descended from the lowest depths of hell. If you should pray that it is in a good mood, well, I regret to inform you, that it is not your savior. It will twist and bend every twistable and bendable crevice of your mind with its' eight limbs, and every time you look away and breathe, just feel that the world is okay for a single moment, there comes another fucking limb. You can't peel your eyes off of it. It's horrible, you'd rather suffer infinitely in the fires of hell than watch it, but it lures you with its' cunning sorcery and tortures you till you just can't handle it anymore. You want to give into the darkness, but just as you are about to jump into the deep pits of despair, it catches you and though it cannot smile, you feel as though it is, it is smiling. A cold, harsh, cruel smile, just like this wretched world we live in. Ain't it a goofy lil' lad?
Johnny boy- Hey, have you watched Matt Rose's cooking videos?
Seever-...DONTYOUFUCKINDAREJOHNNY.DONT. YOU. FUCKIN. DARE.
Seever-...DONTYOUFUCKINDAREJOHNNY.DONT. YOU. FUCKIN. DARE.
by Where'd mah dad go? October 09, 2023
December 2nd is the date of bullying Matt. Where every Matt, Matty or Mateusz is bullied relentlessly. Encourage any non-Matt to partake.
by Average Matt Hater December 02, 2022
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by Master PK September 01, 2023
an god, what else do i need to say? alot. basically the champion of boxing, if you see him in boxing, give up, you have no hope of wining.
Wii sports matt
by someone else thats not u April 14, 2021
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