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Laptop Lesbian

A woman who can only give voice to her lesbian impulses on-line or via email.
Bonnie's such a tease. She's been sending hot emails to Sandy for weeks, but when they ran into each other at Matt's party, like nothing happened. Bonnie's a total laptop lesbian.
by Marty G. December 10, 2007
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lesbian pussy

A pussy is a pussy and therefore fuckable, a lesbian pussy is unfuckable, so therefore worthless.
by kildar June 25, 2010
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Lesbian slut

some slutty ass girl who is a lesbian.....and looks like one too. they are usually unwanted and yell and scream when they see someone not of their kind. if you see one, either run or face impending doom
by Jesushateslesbos September 25, 2005
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lesbian proof

car windows that only roll part way down
You gotta open the door, I can't fit this 30 rack through your lesbian proof windows.
by tray420 August 22, 2008
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Lesbian Sex

Two Girls Imitating Woman And Male Sex but with no dick
THIS IS NOT A FANFIC WITH DDLC 😭
Suki was watching TV when here best friends, Natsuki And Monika came over. “Hi Suki!~ How have you been?” Natsuki said as she came in. “Bestie! Hm..what are you watching~?” Monika said. They both came in but Suki noticed that Natsuki had a large object under her shirt. “Natsuki? What’s that under your shirt?” Suki asked. “Uh..Come upstairs and I will show you!”. They both walked upstairs while Monika put a dvd in the tv. As Natsuki walked in Suki’s room, she shut the door. She took it out and Suki’s face become super red. “N-N-Natsuki!- I-..Uhm…” Suki said. Natsuki threw Suki on the bed and took off Suki’s clothes. Natsuki took off hers and put the dildo inside of Suki. “Aghhh…” Suki moaned.

Y’Know what happened ;) sorry I’m very lazy lol
Ugh I love Lesbian Sex”
by UwuSussyShitface January 2, 2022
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Lesbian Pockets

When your front pockets are full of stuff because you decide not to carry a purse. Lesbians don't carry purses so their pockets are usually very bulgy.
I'm not going to bring a purse out, I'll just rock the lesbian pockets tonight
by YO-JO August 7, 2011
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lesbian sex

Something that men should not be looking at or watching just for the sake of it being lesbian. Lesbians are real people are do not exist to please some sort of straight man agenda.
Man: Bro I love watching lesbian sex haha
Lesbian: what the fuck is wrong with you we have relationships outside of sex stop fetishizing us
by ItzGrass October 3, 2021
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