A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

“Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person
“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2
“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2
by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)
by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019

Having sex while the female defacates
by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019

A nick name or pet name for a cute and loveable person named Logan because it's so hard to come up with anything else from that person's name.
by unknown1993 January 11, 2008

by souljaboy93 December 6, 2020
