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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
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Log Skirt

A lot skirt is a pencil skirt worn by a fat person.
“Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person

“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2
by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018
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Bumps on a Log

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)
Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."
by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019
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Log

by hey uncle May 10, 2022
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Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates
by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019
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Log

A nick name or pet name for a cute and loveable person named Logan because it's so hard to come up with anything else from that person's name.
Logan: Hi Stephy wephy

Stephanie: Aw, hi Log!
by unknown1993 January 11, 2008
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Dog Log

Dog on a log who's a hog with a log dog.
Sam: Hey!
Harold: Hi
Sam: Dog?
Harold: Log!
Both: Dog Log!
by souljaboy93 December 6, 2020
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