Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.
by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023
Get the cold cream kittymug. 1. A Cat Uses To Beat A Dogs Ass For Barking To Loud.
2. A Fight That Makes You Think This World Between Cats Is.. Fucked Up.
3. Despite A Reason, Kitty Fu Is That Cat Style Fight That Saves You In Mid Karate Classes.
4. A Word That Was Never A Thing Until I Posted This.
5. Maybe A Word When Kitties Have That Annoying Claw Bap When You Piss Them Off.
2. A Fight That Makes You Think This World Between Cats Is.. Fucked Up.
3. Despite A Reason, Kitty Fu Is That Cat Style Fight That Saves You In Mid Karate Classes.
4. A Word That Was Never A Thing Until I Posted This.
5. Maybe A Word When Kitties Have That Annoying Claw Bap When You Piss Them Off.
"Did You See That Cat? He Got Kitty Fu Skills And I'm Amazed!"
"The Cat Kitty Fu'ed When That Dog Came About."
"Kitty Fu!!!!!"
"The Cat Kitty Fu'ed When That Dog Came About."
"Kitty Fu!!!!!"
by Retched Fox June 29, 2019
Get the Kitty Fumug. my legle birth name is Gramophone Kitty and I just want you to know that he's lickin' his lips! he's cheakin' it twice! five minuets left on his microwave rice!
by gramophone kitty January 16, 2025
Get the gramophone kittymug. by Linaasas October 30, 2019
Get the kitty positionmug. A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025
Get the Hello Kitty Relationshipmug. 
The laziest cat you will ever meet. Does not like annoying children, kittens or loud noises. She likes to murder and decapitate baby bunnies in her spare time. And after, take a nice nap on your lap. She has given birth to over 30 kittens. She will remind you of your grandma. She is very bratty and cannot go to sleep without the fireplace on. Will only eat Fancy feast and only drink from her owners vas.
Mama Kitty just murdered another baby bunny!!!
Mama Kitty sleeps on the kitchen counter because she knows she runs this house.
Mama Kitty sleeps on the kitchen counter because she knows she runs this house.
by Sorrynotsorrry625 November 24, 2019
Get the Mama Kittymug.