Jordan

Jordan lives in the USA has short light brown hair with light brown eyes has anger issues and a messed up life he like a girl called Lucy he is very loyal but sometimes cruel but has an amazing sense of humour

Girl1:who is that guy talking to Lucy

Girl2: Lucy says he's loyal and also dangerous he looks kinda cute don't u think

Girl1: yep he does indeed Lucy is so lucky

Girl2: I want a Jordan

by Sniperhunter31 September 3, 2016

jordan pevia

large foreheaded boy, with nigger hair

You got that Jordan Pevia head.

by bigtrumpet October 30, 2017

jordan vallee

Has very large penis always is down to get high and have sex, everybody needs a Jordan Valle in there life.

Jordan Vallee a most honourable person.

by Jacob half December 18, 2015

Jordan

The most sexiest man alive, doesn’t give a fuck about what others say and does his own shit. Jordan’s are usually british fucks that accept ‘NO BALLS’ challenges. Another name for Jordan is Jessica, usually when Jordan fucks himself over for 1k.

Jordan is a bitch, jk ily

by ZeroVeles May 14, 2018

Jordan

The one that got away. She is the one person you can get comfortable with right away. Though quiet, she tends to make an impression. With her sweet smile, captivating eyes and distinguished voice, she’s hard to forget. Her is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and a look that could killl. She is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of her, yet hasn't the slightest idea of her impact or worth. She often looks down on herself and thinks no one would bother thinking about her, yet she's always on your mind. She sometimes feels like her life is of little value, but those who know her only wish he knew how much she truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface her thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. She is a genuine soul who you'll never want to say goodbye to. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting her go.

“Have you met Jordan?”

“Yeah her name is Jordan, right?”

by Valerie_luvs_u November 20, 2023

Jontae Jordan

Very chill tall dark and handsome. He will make your day every day. He’s strong, very smart, looks like a crab boil, delicious 🤤.
There’s Jontae fine ass

There’s Jontae Jordan fine ass

by Jontae Jordan November 20, 2023

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 7, 2020