Jordan

Ass hole

Wow, that Jordan is an ass, huh?

by Jizo_Supremacy April 24, 2022

Jordan

a person with a overly massive GYATT, so big they cant fit it in a chair

when joey sits down he gets taller

he is a jordan

by anonymous June 18, 2024

Jordan

A really weird/strange guy that you can't help but love.

Girl 1: Don't you just love Jordan?
Girl 2: How could you not?

by Carrot... January 29, 2017

the jordan effect

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER

soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"

by elisamariaaaaa December 2, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is an amazing person and a sexy beast. He gives great massages and falls in love with Neds at the age of 12. Jordans and Neds generally begin making Smiths at the age of 12 too. Smiths are also little sexy beasts

Bro did you hear the new Jordan hit it up with Ned and already made a smith?

by GORILLAMAN5055 August 29, 2022

jordan

BIG FAT STROKEY NONCE

boy- “hey did you hear about that girl in her twenties who shagged a 15 year old?”
boy 2- “oh jordan? heard she has a fetish for minors”

by s060117s July 18, 2019

Jordan

A dreg of society

"What's wrong with that dude?"

"Oh he's a Jordan"

by Jordarr8994 November 23, 2021