Jesse Tootoo

jesse has bullied the likes of gamerman240 the gayfortnight aplhamarijabbu and Mario from F-Ze0RO

jesse tootoo means that it means that if he hit or miss hill never miss yah

by To hunt the Lochness monster December 8, 2018

Jess Callo

The gnarliest of gals willing to full send 24/7.

She's Cute, She's a toe, and she knows when she's a hoe.

Contrary to believe, she is quite brilliant in her own special way.
Also a low key bitch... but she's worth it - mostly.

Guy 1: Dude whose that girl?
Guy 2: That's Jess Callo; she's legit.

by PustinJ April 10, 2019

Jesse crawford

The best father to Exist has family loves him and he's a great dad he is very sweet and can be mean if you correct him 😊

Wow that's a great dad must be a jesse crawford

by Summeranonymous12 August 21, 2022

Jess

A really nice girl when it comes to her friends. She loves everyone except really stupid people. Man magnet and loves every kind of person (except annoying obviously.)

Omg jess is so cool

by MessieBear November 25, 2019

Jess

One who tries to be a baddie but flops miserably

“Uhm..no she is a total Jess”

by BadBeebz April 3, 2022

Gone the way of Jesse

The act of disappearing suddenly and inexplicably like Jesse Evans, noted outlaw.

John: "Where is Tom?"
Chris: "I haven't seen him in months - he musta gone the way of Jesse."

by BigDaddyNac March 6, 2024

Jess and Emily

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️

Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot

Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.

Guy 1: why? What’s their names?

Guy 2: Jess and Emily

Guy 1: *implodes*

by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 1, 2022