When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.
by Capital_K December 10, 2024

When the person giving a blowjob gags and vomits on the person receiving the blowjob. They must continue to clean up and finish the act.
by Cletus fetus June 30, 2022

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by uwu master 1234567890098765432 November 9, 2023

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013
