Hood morning

A friendly way of saying good morning from your friendly neighborhood hood rat
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monster morning

Ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything

1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.

2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.

Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew
1.)"Paul has been here all day and is still kicking ass." "Yea he had a monster Morning so he's ready for anything.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.
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Morning mouthwash

A morning mouthwash is when a person wakes up another one by spunking in their mouths leaving a morning mouthwash
Guy1: I totally gave him a morning mouthwash this morning

Guy2: damn bro that’s nasty!
by Frank Reynolds has aids September 14, 2018
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Morning Star Balls

When its so cold outside your balls get hard and iced up
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Morning After Tabs

When you open your computer after a night of heavy drinking, and only then remember what sites you visited the night before.
by Palomino1 October 02, 2020
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Morning After Review

A quick once over of all your online accounts with the possibility of sending people messages. Mostly to make sure you didn't say anything incriminating while intoxicated.
"Let me check Facebook real quick, I have to make a quick morning after review so I know I didn't do anything I'll regret"
by cannibalporsche February 26, 2012
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Poets Morning

Haven't got much on fuck it, let's call it a Poets Morning.
by Captain Yobbo July 01, 2022
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