american history x

a class to teach kids, who think they are badasses, that they are in fact not badass.

"man john is such a fuckboi i hope they stick his ass in american history x for first period this semester"

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

Canada's history

Sexual act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

"She refused to do Canada's history with me"
"Bitch"

by ghop2 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Failed magazine renaming because old name referred to PORN!

The Beaver was censored by search engines and renamed Canada's History.

by CBNationKrae February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which you attempt to insert multiple objects into a single orifice, usually objects you've used before.

For example, if a woman has had sex with five guys and used two dildos in her lifetime, she attempts to insert those five penises and two dildos into her uterus or anus.

Guy 1: Dude, I told my girl about "Canada's History."
Guy 2: Is she gonna try it?
Guy 1: Um...she says there are a lot of things...um..."in her past."

by Suzy Palanski February 5, 2010

history

Something that's very interesting to read about as a Wiki or Buzzfeed article, but incredibly boring to learn/study as a school course.

Ironically, Tim procrastinated for his greek history exam by reading Wiki articles on the Italian Renaissance.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 14, 2021

Be history

used to indicate imminent departure, dismissal, or death

"an inch either way and you'd be history"

by Arminkshipper June 14, 2025

Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert

Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.

by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010