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Canada's history

Sexual act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
"She refused to do Canada's history with me"
"Bitch"
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Canada's History

Failed magazine renaming because old name referred to PORN!
The Beaver was censored by search engines and renamed Canada's History.
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american history x

a class to teach kids, who think they are badasses, that they are in fact not badass.
"man john is such a fuckboi i hope they stick his ass in american history x for first period this semester"
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
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History of Worldwide

Do we all remember the days Lexy and Zabrang were dating.. and they were always playing their love play on Worldwide. yeahhhhhh and the nickname Zabrang gave to Lexy what was it? it was Zabry. Do we also remember the time Sammy stole Zabrang from Lexy and Lexy and sammy wer always getting into constant fights

yeahh those were the days
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guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher

He his a big poo poo buttface 💩💩💩
"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"
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Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert
Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.
by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010
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Canada's history

The term Canada's History is a term used to describe a sexual act of approaching an old homeless man and kindly asking him to strip his penis of skin. Then with the hard pulsating veins of his dick, take and stroke them in the asshole of a rotting moose after you filled the asshole up with maple syrup. The horn of the moose should then be gently placed inside your pee hole until rupture. Then after you should take your ruptured dick and make a nice paste out of it by grinding it in the Stanley Cups' top with a hockey stick. Proceed to feed it to children, then eat it yourself till you bleed to death.
Hey did you hear about Steve yeah he totally got into Canada's history last night.
by badassmotherf February 5, 2010
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