Mountain gooning

Gooning on the top of a mountain, mostly with a group, and ending with a circle jerk
Hey Thomas! You wanna go mountain gooning later with me and John?
by Eieh June 28, 2025
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Goon corners

(noun) a cropped, sexually explicit image (usually from r34) used un random videos for people to goon, the image is cropped in a way that makes it "not nsfw" by tiktok standards
i love goon corners, i can doomscroll while gooning!!!1
by limelipslover May 26, 2025
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Great British flicker gooning is where you slowly put warm baked bean into your urethra while listening to Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.
I wish I was Great British flicker gooning right now.
by 6ngelical July 11, 2025
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Moon Gooning

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.

(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
"Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight"
- TheDoo
by SunGooner December 6, 2023
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A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
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Goon

To often read for a large period of time
phil : "I saw kenji gooning earlier."
gabriel: "yeah he loves the odysea , he made tme goon with it yesterday night"
by really trustworthy man January 24, 2024
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