Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.

Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to

by MissingJrn April 17, 2024

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girlfriend

something i know i'll never have

person 1: hey i just got a girlfriend!

person 2: nice

person 1: what about you?

person 2: ):

by mr.sad December 30, 2021

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wikipedia girlfriend

The type of girlfriend who has a lot of random knowledge, frequenting Wikipedia and other informational websites. Tends to have at least 1 tab open with such a site at any given time.

"How do you even know that? You're such a nerd. <3 "
"I prefer the term Wikipedia Girlfriend"

by wikipediagf April 16, 2023

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Girlfriend> hockey

Don’t go to hockey so u can hang out w me

Well you know what they say girlfriend> hockey

by Philly cheese steak January 25, 2019

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speaking to my girlfriend

when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK

His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken

by Broooogaan November 29, 2010

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