Making Fudge

A more friendly way to say you’re taking a crap
Boss: “ Why were you in the bathroom for 30 minutes ? You should be working .
You: “ Sorry sir I was making fudge.”
by Davidfudgemaster July 23, 2023
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Lemonade fudge milkshake

When u piss and shit in her mouth after she gives u head and u mix all 3 of them in her mouth
Man: AMBUSSING
Woman: About time u finally do that!
Man: Done! Anyway, I’m going to piss and shit in ur mouth, I wanna create a lemonade fudge milkshake!
Woman: What?!?
Man: Yessir!!! 😎😎😎
by TheDummyBummy May 07, 2024
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Hot Fudge Sunday Move

An act of shoving a candy bar in the rectum and leaving it in there for three days, after it is half melted inside, you have a guy plunder fuck you in the rectum until his milks inside you, after this step is over; you finally finish it off by making your rectum bleed.

Now you have officially made a hot Fudge Sunday Move, make sure to not do this on a regularly day base, this could lead to internal bleeding.

Use with precaution.
Baby Gurl you got my rectum looking like a hot fudge Sunday move
by Resigner February 21, 2011
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fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.
These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...
by Oscar Leadbetter May 27, 2017
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Maggot fudge

When you abuse your penis too mutch and a mixture of blood pus and semen seeps from the end. This is the fudge. It has a very tangy taste to it. The maggot refers to the male genetalia.
Mate, i made some maggot fudge last night, hurt like hell ngl
by Canabalistic Worm December 29, 2018
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Botleigh Fudge

The chewy delightful experience had when staying at a hotel and having to move rooms multiple times in one visit. Room moves can be put down to leaking toilets, faulty showers, or strange smells of the like even wet badger loves wouldn't enjoy.
Man, last night I checked in and it was a complete Botleigh fudge man.. the bed didnt have a matress and the toilet seat was made from horse glue..
by pauld_man November 05, 2010
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Windy City Minty Fudge Blast

The act of eating the ole ladys ass once, but not limited to multiple times after brushing ones teeth on a taco Tuesday.
Last night my girl was feeling frisky, so I brushed my teeth and treated her with a Windy City minty Fudge Blast.
by FittinpipeinyoButt69 November 30, 2023
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