Breakfast Clubbed

To have a very intimate conversation with a complete stranger who afterwords tells everyone. Debrived from the scene in The Breakfast Club were they all are talking about there gay little problems

Dude I was talking to Andy and he went breakfast clubbed me and told victoria i wanted to tap her

by Whowy110 March 31, 2010

Magician's Breakfast

Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.

I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.

by 209asian April 12, 2021

kings breakfast

Where a woman is straddling a man while having sex while also feeding him in the morning.

I woke up to a kings breakfast.

by Mtnbikeman67 September 05, 2021

Golden Corral Breakfast

Food given to us from God’s own breakfast tray.

You ever tried golden corral breakfast?

by KiiboBestRobotBoi March 20, 2023

Porutuguese Breakfast

What do you think it is you dirty minded human being?
It’s a breakfast made with Portuguese people

Jake: “is there anything to eat here”
Samuel: “well, the locals here sell their friends as breakfast, they call it a Porutuguese Breakfast”

by Captain_Dizzy_Starz (im onYT) October 20, 2021

Cypriot Breakfast

When you crack an egg over your friend's ass, who swears he's not gay, and then proceed to pound it into an omelette.

Did you hear Tyson made a Cypriot Breakfast with Clooney? They had to go back for seconds because one egg was not enough.

by Notyourfriend2day October 22, 2022

Breakfast kiss

Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.

"I breakfast kissed Angelica this morning!"
"Oh, gross."

by Sweet-sticks February 29, 2020