Fornication Friday

A sexual act shared between an elderly husband and wife (out of obligation rather than enjoyment) and limited to a strict schedule of once a week (usually on a Friday evening after the abc news).

Blythe: Sorry Gayle, I cannot attend bingo with you tonight, it’s “”fornication Friday”” and Colin will be expecting his once weekly shag

by Blythe Rogers-Thatcher November 20, 2023

Friday Fun Sauce

Drink of choice to add to the Friday night fun.

It's been a rough week, we could use some Friday Fun Sauce to go with these nachos.

by Gorilla_Jones July 20, 2018

new friday

The tuesday you get drunk on good whisky and swap wives with your friends

Last tuesday fernando and nanci got new friday'd at tino's house

by FGCinHB December 2, 2017

Friday

A day in which 13 year olds drive cars and pretty much everything goes into parties they wake up in the at 7 AM and go eat some cereal. It was sung by Rebecca Black it was pretty much the worst song ever.I have a shorter and better version.

Rebecca Black:

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Me:7 a.m and I go back to sleep.

by ssj456tommy October 27, 2012

Black boy friday

We celebrating black boy friday !!!!! Sexy black boys !!!!

yo u celebrating black boy friday?
Yes I am

by cookinsumchicken June 5, 2019

Blumpkin Friday

When you meet up with your homies on a Friday night to give each other blumpkins and rimjobs.

Hey bro, you should come to our house this friday. Me, Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a blumpkin Friday.

by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025

Finger Friday

1. Fish Fingers for Dinner

2. Tempting the love your life with a thrilling fish supper...the scent provided from a day of chaffage

3. Inserting the four sisters into the clam sweat chamber for a night of passion

1. 'Fancy some fish fingers...Debs? Its Finger Friday'

2. 'Oi Melissa, your aroma is sweet in the air...you deserve a nice Finger Friday'

3. 'Come here Sally it's Finger Friday!'

by MMCBuddha666 July 25, 2023