Cross Shits

The sudden onslaught of nervous diarrhea brought on right before a cross fit workout.

The thought of doing such an intense workout made him so nervous that he spent 30 minutes in the bathroom with Cross Shits.

by The Sugar Bear December 14, 2019

cross of danger

the alien name of someone likely named Michael

Michael’s an alien he goes by cross of danger

by ipodsthot October 19, 2023

cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus

"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"

by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025

Darren Cross

Darren “not a dick” Cross from the hit Marvel Cinematic Universe movie Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania, formerly known as Yellowjacket, currently goes by the alias M.O.D.O.K. (Mechanized Organism Designed Only For Killing.)

Person 1: Dude, MODOK is such a dick.
Person 2: EXCUSE ME FINE SIR, DARREN CROSS IS NOT A DICK!

by Onion flavored deodorant March 5, 2023

The Rhine Crossing

the gap between your nuts and your asshole.

Person 1: Yeah, this bike seat is comfortable and all, but its a little rough on the Rhine Crossing, you know?
Person 2:
Person 1:
Person 2: what?

by Sebmin August 4, 2019

Avonlea Crossing

A neighborhood for rich white people in Suwanee, Georgia.

Zach: What neighbor do u live in

Will: ughh Avonlea Crossing

by DDDDADDY69 March 27, 2019

Cross-draw

Giving yourself a personal high-five with your non-dominant hand.

Self love can get repetitive, so sometimes I employ the cross-draw to keep things fresh!

by Big Tasty 98 May 5, 2021