Chocolate Flashback

This is when a transsexual prostitute really needs to take a dump and she squats by a tree in a prime touristic location (e.g. l'Arc de Triumphe in Paris) and unloads a monster shit whilst smiling and smoking a cigarette, and doesn’t wipe or wash her hands after.

Person 1: WTF???!!! (calls friend)

Person 2: (answers the phone) whats up champ?
Person 1: T-bone, look out the window, theres a real chocolate flashback taking place!!
Person 2: Scrumptious!!!

by Champ Perkins September 29, 2011

chocolate yanking

Jerking off with your own shit as lubricant.

My hand always stinks after chocolate yanking.

by hcky2379 February 10, 2015

Chocolate smasher

A white girl that has low self esteem that goes for black guys in need for a relationship

Joe you see that white girl over there , which one billy the one in red with all the black guys, yes the one in the red joe that's called a chocolate smasher.

by Jerm the Jerm February 25, 2017

Chocolate lollipop with nuts

A sex move with at least three gay guys. When a guy gets fucked in the ass, leaving shit on his partners cock when he pulls, another watching partner jacks his nut on the chocolate lollipop as he jams it in the mouth of the man who was ass fucked.

On a hot day, Filicky loves to snack on a chocolate lollipop with nuts.

by 1 Nut Master 1 April 22, 2017

Chocolate

The delicious form of sugar and cacao powder and some other stuff that most people,especially Americans deeply enjoy and endulge

Chocolate is some people's favorite type of sugar treat

by Broben5 January 1, 2018

Chocolate Waterfall

When you cream pie in someone’s ass and they immediately shit themselves, causing both shit and cum to waterfall out.

Guy1: did you eat chocolate in my bed again?

Guy2: No, I did a chocolate waterfall on my girl last night and didn’t wanna fuck to my mattress.

Guy1: what the fuck

by Vixen Vixen Emer July 6, 2019

Chocolate Vampire

1. A female that craves chocolates, chocolate cake, chocolate milk, or anything else that's chocolate because it's her time of the month.

2. Anybody that has a slightly obsessive affinity for chocolate regardless of gender or hormonal condition. For example, the kid from Hey Arnold.

Miranda: Hey, Jenny! Wanna get some strawberry shortcake?

Jenny: No! I want chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate sauce.
Miranda: Damn, it's shark week isn't it?
Jenny: scarfing cake down No, it's freaking Chirstmas time!

Miranda: You are such a chocolate vampire! Give me my fork back you crazy--! Hey, put those back; they're gonna kick us out!
Jenny: roars with face covered in chocolate

by Plague Bringer July 21, 2019