When your buddy of 30 years picks you up in a Porsche 911, but before you reach Keyzee, you’re forced into a roadside outfit swap because you smell like BBQ. Luxury meets reality.
by Tuffguy UF August 19, 2025

The act of greasing yourself up with vaseline so that you can effortlessly slide into the air vents of your home or workplace.
by theboat144 December 17, 2021

"Epic Games" with a satirical twist, pointing out it's obvious connections with chinese investors like Tencent that have a 40% stake in the company.
by BossTrolley December 03, 2023

by TheRandomWordMan November 17, 2022

An oil change is expressly defined as changing out one’s inner fluids; this means peeing, shitting, and then cumming consecutively. The best way to start off your day.
“Hey Johnny, have you finished your daily oil change yet?”
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’
by carpetmunchingindian January 16, 2021

Hym "Still don't give a shit about climate change and if I have to work until I die it's better that you all die with me as soon as possible."
by Hym Iam August 07, 2024

Abbreviation: CoC
When one bro puts a row of funyuns on his boner, and runs into his bro. When the boners collide, the forward momentum results in the funyuns sliding from one boner onto the other.
When one bro puts a row of funyuns on his boner, and runs into his bro. When the boners collide, the forward momentum results in the funyuns sliding from one boner onto the other.
by Xonerrenob February 15, 2017
