Grilled Cheese

When a guy pulls out and finishes between your butt cheeks, then proceeds to squeeze the cheeks together and watches as he slowly lets them spread apart, as if they were two pieces of bread with melted cheese dripping out.

Amy enjoys playing womens water polo to wash off the Grilled Cheese from the night before.

by LorPau December 03, 2008

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nigga cheese

Cheese that has grown a black/purple mould.

Shit, Steve just took a huge bite of that cheese and didn't realize it was NIGGA cheese! Disgusting!

by niggacheesecreator September 16, 2013

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cheese queef

Alternative to douchebag. An annoying, stupid person that garners more attention than they are worth.

Also, a queef that results in cheesy discharge.

"Look at that douchebag over there thinking he's so cool on his heelies...He's no douchebag, that's a cheese queef!"

by schloops March 10, 2009

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cheese in the cactus

Having unprotected sex with a loose woman.

"Don't go putting cheese in the cactus."
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"Oh dude, she's a skank ho! You didn't put your cheese in the cactus did you?"

by solarno July 13, 2008

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mousetrap cheese

A derogatory phrase used to describe a cheese that has little or no texture or flavour when that particular verity of cheese is supposed to have a certain texture and/or flavour, however mild.

Indicated that the person thinks the cheese is only fit for use in a mouse trap.

Derives from the fact that a person would not use a very good (and hence expensive) cheese to bait a mouse trap. They would use the cheapest cheese they could find as They would not care that it had no taste because they did not actually intend to eat it.

"How was your cheese sandwich?"

"Awful, mousetrap cheese." Meaning "Awful, tasteless."

by Dorsai December 24, 2010

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