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I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|
by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019
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The Breath Of Versailles

What I call people who know this following phrase: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hand and killed fee and so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".
Person 1: Hey..do you know the Spartan's prayer?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you The Breath Of Versailles.
by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025
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The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (V-Sync)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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charizard breath

The bad/hot breath one has after smoking marijuana.
He dude Ryan just chiefed and he has the worst charizard breath
by Codge_Ramp November 29, 2015
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National breathing day

November 25 is national breathing day. It is right before thanksgiving so that you can get enough air before you stuff your mouths with food.
“Hey Martha, don’t forget that tomorrow is national breathing day, so you can get all that air before thanksgiving
by MaddoxMyle November 8, 2021
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Piss Breath

an annoying, fat, yappy bitch who doesn't shower, use deoderant, is most commonly found harassing people because it can't get laid, blames people for being ugly, stupid, and bitchless.
person 1: wow, did you see patricia? she's such a piss breath!
person 2: i know, no wonder she's a bitchless freak.
by prickstabber69420 June 28, 2024
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Bad breath ball

A white ball that comes up from the back of your throat “tonsils” occasionally and it smells like absolute death if you smell it or crush it with your fingers. It is actually plaque built up from your teeth, this happens more so when you are an adolescent.
Person 1: “ oh my gosh Becky I just had the worst smelling white ball come out of my throat I don’t know what it is but it smelt so bad”
Person 2: “ that must have been a bad breath ball definitely
by Bosslady2417 August 21, 2022
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