bethlehem boffer boot

singular of sandals often worn in the arid parts of the Middle East.

"get the drinks in Jonno, I've got a mouth on me like a Bethlehem boffer boot!"

by angry bry February 27, 2009

Cowboy boot in a mud puddle

Fucking someone with a very loose vag. Possibly right after a pregnancy.

;Last night i fucked christine and it was like putting a cowboy boot in a mud puddle!
:Dude, thats cuz she just had a baby a couple months ago!

by aries:) January 5, 2010

Forever My Lady Boots

"Forever My Lady Boots" are the boots worn by the R&B group Jodeci in their Video "Forever My Lady." The shoes come half way up the leg and are mostly big and in dark colors. The shoe strings can be tied but sometimes are loose.

Example 1:

John: Dang, Them shoes are gigantic. You can stomp somebody with those.

Jack: These are my "Forever My Lady Boots"

Example 2:

Mark: Hey remember that Forever My Lady video Jodeci made.

Dawayne: Yeah, haaha remember those boots.

Mark: Those are "Forever My Lady Boots."

by Blublossom June 17, 2010

Boot full of cold piss

A rural saying denoting something is worthless.

That old car is rusty and doesn't run. It ain't worth a boot full of cold piss.

by JohnDenver74 December 13, 2016

Grandpa's Ol' Huntin' boots

The act of a man placing the wrinkly scrotum over the other partners nose resembling boots hanging from a tied string.

When I watched "Lemon Party" did I see one of those old men perform Grandpa's Ol' Huntin' boots?

by George Schwanz May 10, 2011

too cool for my boots

feeling superior to bootwear

Mom: hey hunny go get your winter boots on its snowing
son: "moooom no but i'm too cool for my boots"

by ilyatinycdai December 17, 2019

Two Dimes ina Boot

In the car stereo business, it means two ten inch subwoofers installed in a sealed box.

I got da hookup on two dimes ina boot, at da Circuit Shitty.

by Choray October 3, 2007