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Ninja Balls

Ninja Balls are the inhalable food invented by Ryan J. Reynolds in Episode 28 of WillyousignmyCast that you throw down onto the ground like an actual ninja ball, let the smoke/mist fill the room, and ingest the flavor of your favorite foods as opposed to actually spending large amounts of money on the foods themselves. For example: Hot dog, pizza, salad, pork bacon, shark and sharktopus.

WARNING: 40% alcohol content...
Ryan: Ninja Balls are the way of the future.
Brian: Ninja Balls are the way of the STUPID.
Ryan: That's like saying you can't do the printing press or the telegram because it's impossible. Ninja Ballin' like a mothaf*cka!
by SuperHotBoyCleaning August 20, 2010
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oh... balls

something you say when something incredibly bad is about to happen. best used if you have enough time to say "oh.............balls."
a perfect example is in the the movie Posiedon when the giant wave is about to go into the ship. It is perfect because it takes a while to crash but a person watching knows that it will hit hard. "oh... balls." (spoken very slowly)
by funkmonk June 20, 2006
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ball fondler

1st example:
Questionable male: "I went to a ballet last night and it was pretty cool."

Non-questionable male: "What are you a fuckin' ball fondler?"

2nd example: "Rock Hudson was a ball fondler."
by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007
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ball cunt

Male: For a male, it is when your balls are sunk into your body, due to cold water or weather, and the left over skin from your balls looks like a cunt.

Female: For a female, it is when your vagina is so meaty, it looks like a sack of nuts.
by Frank V. (Smokey) July 29, 2008
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Ball State

A large mediocre university in Muncie, Indiana known for several things including:
-A world class telecommunications program.
-A top twenty architecture program.
-Really cute hoosier co-eds.
-Incredible street parties.
-Occasional men's basketball prowess.
-The alma mater of David Letterman.
-A student body who has a really good time despite being located in one of the most depressing declining cities (see funcie) in the midwest.
-In the same athletic conference as Kent State
Man, I feel like spending 4-5 years of my late teens and early twenties having a good time; I think I'll apply to Ball State.
by Quincy H. April 27, 2006
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ball slapper

When you're having sex doggy style with a girl and your balls slap up against her lower belly.
by luckylewk July 30, 2004
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8 ball

n.
1. One eighth of an ounce, or 3.5 grams of cocaine (see llello; yayo).

2. Olde English 800 malt liquor (usually 40oz bottle)
They greet me with a 40 and I start drinkin.
And from the "8-ball" my breath start stinkin.

-Eazy-E
by Matt Hoyt February 10, 2004
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