box blocking

Female equivalent of cock blocking. To hinder a girl's chances of a sexual encounter.

Mary had to sit between me and the guy I was interested in and talk about her ex. She keeps box blocking me!

by Savannah4u November 13, 2013

On the block with the Glock

A commonly used phrase by rappers who shoot niggas in people's neighborhood.

Bitch, I’ll pull up on the block with the Glock.

by Ya boi, Roi December 21, 2019

blocked call

An Incoming call is blocked for a specified number

I don't waste time in making blocked calls.

by imTez April 14, 2017

cocks on blocks

crunch time, last chance to get something done.

c'mon guys, its cocks on blocks time!

by someoneathts December 7, 2009

Geri-Block

To have your path obstructed by a group of geriatrics. Typically happening while shopping or while using public transit, a single senior or a group of pre-corpses can cause issues for movement. There is typically nothing that can be done to remove them. It is recommended to wait in an adjacent area or store until the path is clear. You could excuse yourself, but their feeble eyes and ears are ill-equipped to notice anyone nearby half the time making the effort moot. This can also be used to describe the wasted time used by some old fart while at a cashier or fumbling to get a needed pass or ticket.

Person 1: Hey, what took you so long to get groceries?

Person 2: Seniors day today, whole store was a massive geri-block. Took forever just to get to the back for milk. You do it next time.

by elekin September 25, 2008

blocking lady

A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.

Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.

Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.

by MacBetty July 31, 2017

Flock-Block

Flock-Block, is the romantic version of a Cock-Block

Person 1: {to person 2} ...so I was wondering if y-
Person 3 (not part of the convo): hey, person 1 ... I need to talk to you for a second

Person 1: {whispering to person three} dude, stop being such a Flock-Block everytime I talk to person 2

by Angry raccoon December 8, 2018