anal pukeage

powerfull diarea that feels similar to pukeing except out of your ass

I got that damn stomach flu and the anal pukeage is the worst ive ever experienced.

by Croy February 2, 2008

anal conversion

The act of converting rounded-off figures in one system of measurement to another to far too many digits.

Astronomer to local reporter: With only eye witness accounts, you can't be very accurate, but I'd say the meteorite was one hundred metric tons and exploded a five thousand meters altitude.

Newspaper article: From eyewitness accounts, local astronomer Dr. Hilbert pinned down the rock as being 220,400 lb. and exploding at 16,404 ft altitude.

Astronomer, reading the article: That's anal conversion! I sound like a charlatan!

by AbnormalBoy May 17, 2004

anal spit

thevery last juicy push from a really bad case of the shits.

Finally the last drops of anal spit were ejected from my ass.

by matt coontz January 5, 2008

Anal Evac

when having rough anal intercourse, pull out quickly, as the anus has no time to close, leading in your partner shitting everywhere

Dude, this girls was totally a bitch, so I gave her the anal evac.

by Pirate Of The East December 13, 2007

anal gaping

Mainly a porn term; major stretching of ones asshole for pleasure/amusement.

"Her ass butt was gaping huge when he pulled his huge cock penis out! Best anal gaping scene!"

by Jennaashleyxxx69 June 27, 2014

anal screw

When you screw someone up the anal, or in other words, have butt sex. When you call someone an anal screw, you're calling them gay. It's also used as an expression: "Anal Screw!". When you say this, your saying "this is gay".

You're getting stuff out of your locker, reach down for a book, come up, hit your head on a metal shelf inside your locker and exclaim, "Anal Screw!".

by kellysucksbutirideitanyways February 14, 2008

anal glaucoma

too lazy to go to work

boss; why wern't you at work today?
employee: because i just couldn't see my ass coming in to work today

by hegmo March 20, 2004