Ashley's believe that if you don't get married you can't have premarital sex therefore you can have as much sex as you want and not go to hell for it. But she is NOT a slut. She has high standards. For example, she has a list of qualities you have to meet before she will hook up with you. Unless you are a lumberjack, in that case you can plow her in the back of her car until she has a pressure sore.
Person 1: "Hi, Ashley, will you help me?"
Ashley: "You do not have the qualities I am looking for. Bye"
Ashley: "Ow. My pressure sore hurts."
Ashley: "My lumberjack left me on read for 12 hours..."
Best friend: "How is your pressure sore?"
Ashley: "It hurts."
Best friend: "Good thing you lay a blanket down now!"
Ashley: "YAS"
Ashley: *sucks dick* *pukes* (only twice though) ((on best friend))
Ashley: "You do not have the qualities I am looking for. Bye"
Ashley: "Ow. My pressure sore hurts."
Ashley: "My lumberjack left me on read for 12 hours..."
Best friend: "How is your pressure sore?"
Ashley: "It hurts."
Best friend: "Good thing you lay a blanket down now!"
Ashley: "YAS"
Ashley: *sucks dick* *pukes* (only twice though) ((on best friend))
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Other guy:That’s Ashley
Guy:Their horrible
Other guy:Ong
Other guy:That’s Ashley
Guy:Their horrible
Other guy:Ong
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