NANTUCKET FUDGE

NANTUCKET FUDGE:

When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass.

THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and you yell out:

THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!”
“I still have shit in my hair after my Nantucket Fudge session last night.”
by MartyKnucks October 10, 2022
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Fudge Dipped

When someone dips your head in all the poop in the bottom of an outhouse, making you look like a fudge dipped ice cream cone.
I fudge dipped Johnny's brother since he call my girlfriend a fat bitch
by chives66441 April 29, 2023
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Fire Fudge

Fire Fudge is the feces of a firefighter.
Last night I ate some fire fudge at the firehouse.
by LGBTLounge June 13, 2019
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Botleigh Fudge

The chewy delightful experience had when staying at a hotel and having to move rooms multiple times in one visit. Room moves can be put down to leaking toilets, faulty showers, or strange smells of the like even wet badger loves wouldn't enjoy.
Man, last night I checked in and it was a complete Botleigh fudge man.. the bed didnt have a matress and the toilet seat was made from horse glue..
by pauld_man November 05, 2010
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Windy City Minty Fudge Blast

The act of eating the ole ladys ass once, but not limited to multiple times after brushing ones teeth on a taco Tuesday.
Last night my girl was feeling frisky, so I brushed my teeth and treated her with a Windy City minty Fudge Blast.
by FittinpipeinyoButt69 November 30, 2023
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Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 06, 2021
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fudge grommet

May put on a little Joanie Mitchell and play with my fudge grommet later ;) ❤️
by trotsky64 February 14, 2021
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