An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).
Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.
Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.
These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...
by Oscar Leadbetter May 27, 2017
Fire Fudge is the feces of a firefighter.
by LGBTLounge June 13, 2019
"eugh Laurens done a creepy fudge in her nappy and its seeping out the sides"
"mate that shit sticks like, well, shit to fur I guess"
"you cant use the word your describing whilst describing it."
"i just did"
"don't swear in front of my kid ok"
"mate that shit sticks like, well, shit to fur I guess"
"you cant use the word your describing whilst describing it."
"i just did"
"don't swear in front of my kid ok"
by CommandoHoofing January 07, 2012
by Bruce Plamen February 09, 2024
by Bruce Plamen February 09, 2024
NANTUCKET FUDGE:
When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass.
THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and you yell out:
“THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!”
When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass.
THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and you yell out:
“THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!”
by MartyKnucks October 10, 2022
When someone dips your head in all the poop in the bottom of an outhouse, making you look like a fudge dipped ice cream cone.
by chives66441 April 29, 2023