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dirt worst

A way to describe and stress just how extremely awful someone or something is | Dirt Worst = "nothing is worse than"
He is the dirt worst when it comes to productivity. Nothing get's done when he works.
by Money-Bags The Great November 3, 2017
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In the dirt

Driver one: Did you see what the boy driver did yesterday

Driver two: yes, he put one in the dirt, he’s a useless 2 minute driver. I hope he’s off the road for a long time. He’s not even good enough to to be a driver trainer, let alone a driver!
Driver one: Amen, these off the streeter’s definitely weren’t hired on merit
by Buff man Mossy May 18, 2023
mugGet the In the dirtmug.

dirt blurt

Originating in N.Ireland this is a way of describing a skank.
Dont go near her, she is a real "dirt blurt".
by Pleasefalayshme March 31, 2008
mugGet the dirt blurtmug.

Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!
by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021
mugGet the Dirt Roostermug.

Dirt

by Thebiggestslattt July 9, 2022
mugGet the Dirtmug.

Dirt surf

To riding a One Wheel on a grassy or dirt surface, (trail, field, ect) while carving (zigzagging) in a very similar motion as noted in surfing, snowboarding, or skateboarding.
I found this sick trail on the All Trails app, Im heard out there know to Dirt Surf.
by Outoftreemonkey April 14, 2021
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