A way to describe and stress just how extremely awful someone or something is | Dirt Worst = "nothing is worse than"
by Money-Bags The Great November 3, 2017

Driver one: Did you see what the boy driver did yesterday
Driver two: yes, he put one in the dirt, he’s a useless 2 minute driver. I hope he’s off the road for a long time. He’s not even good enough to to be a driver trainer, let alone a driver!
Driver one: Amen, these off the streeter’s definitely weren’t hired on merit
Driver two: yes, he put one in the dirt, he’s a useless 2 minute driver. I hope he’s off the road for a long time. He’s not even good enough to to be a driver trainer, let alone a driver!
Driver one: Amen, these off the streeter’s definitely weren’t hired on merit
by Buff man Mossy May 18, 2023

by Pleasefalayshme March 31, 2008

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021

To riding a One Wheel on a grassy or dirt surface, (trail, field, ect) while carving (zigzagging) in a very similar motion as noted in surfing, snowboarding, or skateboarding.
by Outoftreemonkey April 14, 2021
