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skeez bag

A female who appears to be of trailer park decent. Nappy clothes, ratty hair and a fugly face are all sure signs. They generally give off the personna of a whore. They are willing to sleep with ANYONE and perform degrading sexual favors such as ass-to-mouth. They come in handy if you have low standards or are planning on lowering your standards via Alcohol.
1. I was so drunk i picked up some skeez bag and went home.
2. If all else fails i'll fuck that skeez bag over there in the corner.
3. That fuckin Skeez bag gave me warts!!
by bluesfinest May 27, 2008
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Double Bagging

To use 2 teabags to make a cup of tea, to strengthen the flavour
"Hey Ruth, are we double bagging?"
"Of course, no weak tea for me"
by brewbag October 1, 2011
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My Bag

The term “my bag” was common from 1930 to about 1995. It means “my mistake, my fault, my apologies”. The popular term my bad is actually a 1980s mispronunciation of the term “my bag”.

“My bag” was a phrase used when playing a game of spades. In the game, you would have to for-tell how many "books" or hands you would take. If you went over that number it was called a "bag". If you were playing with a partner it was a courtesy to claim your mistake by saying "My Bag".

Spades came out of the Midwestern United States in the late 1930s. It was said to have been invented by college students who enjoyed both Whist and Bridge. They were looking for a fast-paced game that was competitive and strategic. The game slowly spread to other college campuses. It didn't really take off until WWII brought so much of America's youth into the military. Because the game was portable, could be played by small groups, and could often be played in less than twenty minutes, its popularity mushroomed. You can still find the game online.

“My Bag” meaning “My Mistake” should not be confused with “Not My Bag.” meaning “Not My Thing.” or “What's Your Bag?” meaning “What's Your Problem?”

When I was in high-school in the 70s “my bag” meaning “my fault” was very common. Even though “my bad” is said to have come out in the 80s I had never heard it until sometime around 2008 or so. I can't recall the last time I heard the term “My bag”.
My bag or My bad, I thought I sent you an invitation.
by rawmlkmyke January 7, 2018
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pee bag

(v) Inadvertently submerging one's testicles in toilet water while going number 2. Tea-bagging pee.
"Marcus contracted a laundry list of STDs after he pee bagged the public bathroom."
by Canyadig December 23, 2009
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scunt bag

scunt bag: a councilite male who will mack on to any female in the hope of passing down his useless sperm in order to get a council house and use the bockety child to get a passport on the council board..

these guys usually fail at relationships and can be seen regulary munching at the eurosaver menu at mcdonalds
scunt bag one: oiii craighhh wanna head down to scunderland and grab a few eurosavers mate??

scunt bag two: yeahh one min (after unsucessfully trying to pull AN OVERWEIGHT michelle), ready to scunt mate,lets grab a few scoops first eh??
by EVERYONEHATESASCUNTBAG May 9, 2009
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ho bag

1. One who dresses like a tramp or slut

2. A woman who's ass you must disinfect before you engage in sexual intercourse

3. A woman who sleeps with multiple men
Oh my god! I cant belive you fucked that Ho Bag! I hope you used lysol on that booty before you tapped that!
by bigwin September 30, 2005
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douche bag

Someone with no sense of what is cool but insists that they do. They constantly crack bad jokes that are insulting and have little humor. Their egos are as big as their over-inflated heads. Their laughter is loud and obnoxious and is usually directed toward their own jokes. They will try to make you feel like scum on the bottom of their foot when in reality they would be lucky to be scum on the bottom of yours. Also a wanna-be preppy sell-out.
Fabec is the biggest douche bag that I know. Also--> God! You're such a douche bag.
by Andy and Dan July 23, 2007
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