Dirty Niels

The act fucking beloved pets and farm animals while you are fantasizing that it is your older brother.

Mom, Niels is doing the Dirty Niels again!

by Glendobanano April 13, 2021

dirty olaf

A dessert consisting of two chocolate chip cookies with ice cream sanwiched between them andenrobed in chocolate. This is just a Hockey Puck. Then the whole affair is covered in chili. Hence, the dirty part.

I just ate a Dirty Olaf. The flavors weren't bad, but the textures were abominable.

by Pyro's R Us February 10, 2014

Dirty Quince

When a toilet bowl is filled with urine, feces, vomit, blood, and semen before being flushed, all delivered from the same individual. Usually accomplished by lustful bulimic men, who find temporary solace in their sorrowful and lonely lives through self-mutilation. Quince or DQ for short.

Entry for 7.17.08: Caught eye contact with Melissa for a moment at work, before she immediately raised her newly bejeweled hand to her face, signaling the obvious. Her embrace would be lovely, but her subtle rejection stings. I will be forever alone, isolated and cursed on an island drifting in a sea of my own dirty quince, lest this absolute and persistent nightmare of an affliction mercifully abandons me.

by leave me, mia August 10, 2008

Dirty Katya

A dirty Katya is when a girl sucks a huge dick and drinks the cum, and straight after Has sucks another guys dick.

I’m gonna pull a dirty Katya tonight.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Dirty Salena

When you're a hooker with a licence to carry a 9mm and love to get your double treble going as you yarn over and pull through again and again...

Oh I see you're making a Dirty Salena there?
Yes, it's a present for my grandma, think she'll like it?

by CraftySal April 18, 2020

A Dirty Morton

A dirty Morton is someone that is fat, useless and jobless.

Wow that guy other there does nothing he’s such a dirty Morton

by ShugokiBoy66 April 8, 2020

Dirty bronte

Bronte loves a bit of meth with her gluten free porridge in the morning, and she finishes off her porridge with her boyfriends cum to kick start her day but her infected nipple piercing makes her have small aneurysms quite often but she’s a doozy lad

Fuck dirty brontes a doozy

by Yozabraz May 6, 2020