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So Fucking Yes

Absolutely yes. 100%.

Commonly used by Israeli teens.
Q: Ilana, want to buy some Charlies and drink on the beach?
A: So fucking yes.
by Benjammmm July 27, 2010
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Unholy God Fuck

Noun - A huge fucking mess so massive that god himself wouldn't be able to sort it out. A great big clusterfuck of junk, garbage, bullshit or nonsense that someone has to clean up, but no one can.
What was the name of that unholy god fuck that totally destroyed new orleans?" "Oh yeah, Hurricane Katrina.
by LazerTazer November 8, 2010
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It's time to fucking collect

A phrase used when a person believes they are owed something (e.g. a favor), and the time for that repayment has come.
Often, the person(s) who the phrase is directed at is unaware of the need for repayment.
Dennis & Sally: Hi Frank, congrats on buying your new condo! Can you believe it was only six months ago when you were helping us move into our own place?

Frank: Good point- It's time to fucking collect!
by Joe-288 July 22, 2008
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Crimson knuckle-fuck

The act of fisting a girl when she's on her period.
I gave the missus a crimson knuckle-fuck last night.... it got messy.
by L1feLus7 April 1, 2009
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fuckin dick fuck

A derogitory term to call someone who is being an asshole or has tricked you.
Max: Blow me jew.
Dan: Your a fuckin dick fuck.

Max: You tricked me, you fuckin dick fuck.
by TrippinBallz August 10, 2008
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fucked up daisy

A term used to let someone know what they have just said is seriously fucked up.
Origin from; Girl, Interrupted.
Kate: "I would have sex with an 80 year old man."
Monica: "That is fucked up daisy."
by kablamsam December 19, 2008
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Grand Fuck Slam

If we define the bases in sex as:
1 - French
2 - Feel
3 - Finger
4 - Fuck
then it stands to reason that instead of calling it 4th base, we would say a "Home Run" if it happened in one night.

Then, in baseball terms a "Grand Slam" is a "Home Run" that scores 3 additional points or "Runs", it stands to reason that a "Grand Fuck Slam" would be a "Home Run" that scores 3 additional points or "Runs."

In colloquial terms: a Grand Fuck Slam is having sex with the same partner 4 times in one night, where both partners reach their climax each time.
Steven went out one night to a party and brought home the hottest girl and proceeded to have the time of their lives. At 1am they finished the first round; both excited and energetic from the party, all they required was a quick water break before hoppinng back in the sack for a second adventure. 20 minutes later both of them finished and needed a little longer break. After ordering pizza which arrived at 2:15am, the two were horny as can be and had sex again. This time, they spilled the pizza off the bed by accident. Just as Steven was getting ready to fall asleep, his party trophy decided to go down on him for an invitation for a fourth round. Finally, 35 minutes later, both were extremely exhausted and collapsed onto Steven's bed in a puddle of sweat and bodily fluids. The excercise had physically drained both of them to the point of literal exhaustion.

Awakening the next day, Steven found that his girl was gone, but the puddle was still around him in the bed. When he went to do his laundry his roommate accosted him of being loud all night long. "You would be too if you had a Grand Fuck Slam with a girl," he replied.

The roommate said, "I don't even know what that is, but I take it you got laid last night."

"You're damn right I did!" Steven responded, "Four times in one night!"
by humor4fun April 29, 2014
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