Middle man

A person who is friends with one person and that same person who hates one of your other friends and they used to be close and now they got issues with each other where your self wasn’t involved in. Also it is a thought situation that your a middle man because say a friend of yours ask you to chill with them and then someone else that your friend hates ask u to chill with them it’s a thought situation on your end to choose who to hangout with...

Francesca: hey Nicole want to hangout today I’m feeling a little down and I need to get out of the house

Nicole: I’ll let you know soon Francesca I just need to know if I can go out. And I hope everything is okay

*Nicole hangs up from Francesca then receives a call from her friend Diana who Francesca hates and Diana also hates Francesca*

Diana: hey Nicole do you want to hangout tonight.

Nicole: ummm maybe but Francesca asked me to hangout though
Diana: oh it’s okay

Nicole: it would be nice to hangout with you two at the same time but I’m the Middle man in every situation with all of my friends and it’s really stressful tbh but I’ll think about it

Diana: okay just let me know. I’ll call you back

by Rodeohillbilly7 January 22, 2020

Man slag

Oliver is a man slag

Guy: OMG have you seen that dude
Guy: yeah he’s a man slag

by Barry_ari January 22, 2020

Yes Man Night

A night where a group of friends have to say yes to anything. It can’t be anything that would harm the person mentally or physically

Let’s have a yes man night- Jessi Smiles

by Crazyandalone16 January 24, 2020

jumpsuit man

an absolute nutter who probably is a registered sex offender or touched by a older person

Person A:alright jumpsuit man spread em
Person B: Not again :(

by Doctor BladeR January 24, 2020

Jumpsuit Man

A absolute nutter who enjoys being raped by older men and shows of there body. Usually male.

Person A: where you going?
Person B: To meet my jumpsuit man

by Doctor BladeR January 24, 2020

Kyle Man

A trooper who says lol bus gay a lot and is awesome

Wow that Kyle Man is such a sexy trooper

by Lol bus gay January 26, 2020

Lauren (Man)

A Lauren is someone who is extremely beautiful inside and out. He’s strong and doesn’t care about the opinions of others. When he’s upset, he’ll either let you know and/or doesn't want people to know because he feels powerless and he's a strong person. He is extremely caring and compassionate but he doesn't take crap from anyone. He's not afraid to dance in the street but he can be calm and quiet when he wants to. When people talk to him they can't help but smile because he's a very positive person and brightens up any situation. When I see sunshine I think of a Lauren. He really is just a big ball of sunshine. He's very confident in himself and also generally very self conscious. He's not quick to trust anyone but he's also not quick to judge. A Lauren is the kind of person you want to keep in your life forever because he really can brighten your darkest days. If you are blessed enough to have a Lauren in your life never let him go or you’ll regret it!

P1: Hey, we really need someone that’s perfect to host this event!

P2: We need a Lauren (Man) for that.

by shrimpngrits83 January 29, 2020