good ass friend as shit

What you tell a person who is a good friend of yours when you are trashed.

Lauren, you're a good ass friend as shit!

by fallingrace67 August 19, 2009

Book-readin' faggot shit

Book readin' faggot shit. A term, used by military personnel, to indicate technical topics, or similar items associated with a college education.

Engineering? That's Book-readin' faggot shit.

by The Winker21 November 11, 2009

The frito shit scoop

While having butt sex take a skechers box place it on her vagina and take a drum stick and beat It as hard as you can then proced to piss on her and tell her to drink it after that take a shit across her face and drag it down to her butthole rub it in then take a frito chip stick it all up in the bitches asshole then make her eat the chip

We just did the frito shit scoop

by Chawk111111 July 18, 2010

happier than a pig in shit

Very happy. A pig in shit would be a happy pig, so we are even happier.

Interviewer: How do you feel having scored the winning goal?
Sport guy: Happier than a pig in shit.

by mattyboy May 16, 2004

R.T.S.D. "Rush That Shit Down"

To aggressively persue an object of interest.

"Man, look at that bitch over there... I'mma go Rush That Shit Down!"

by tragic April 28, 2003

assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!

by A-BJ May 19, 2006

Shit eating grin

The kind of grin Susan Estrich makes

Get that shit eating grin of your face

by pookleblinky December 3, 2004