Natural leg-warmer

A friend of mine who had a gastric bypass was left with some lose skin. The excess skin on her legs created some folds and gathered much like a leg warmer, hence the term natural leg warmer.

I hate my natural leg-warmers, that’s why I always wear pants.
I love that I lost all this weight, but it’s such a shame I’m stuck with these natural leg-warmers

by Cheeky T September 3, 2023

I prefer warm water

Im hearing voices again
I wanna kill myself
I have the urge to cut myself

I prefer warm water :3

by Ipreferwarmwater :3 November 23, 2023

Double Bench Warmer

When you have two lines of cocaine on each of a girl’s ass cheeks, and you do one line, then get some on your tongue and then eat her ass so her asshole gets numb. Then, you finish the other line on the other ass cheek and by then her ass will be numb for anal.

“Yo bro, this girl is gonna let me do the double bench warmer on her. This is definitely an item crossed off the bucket list.”

by c1ay_4tw March 7, 2024

IRANIAN HAND WARMER

An Iranian hand warmer is performed between 2 men. The first man unzips his pants and grabs the second man's hand and puts it inside his pants, over his underwear, and braces the man's hand against his testicles. The second man then enjoys a warm and soft Iranian hand warmer. Hands can be warmed one at a time, or both at one for a racier experience. This experience is more enjoyable when the first man is on the heavier side and has more heat trapped. This definition comes from the hard working trona miners of Wyoming, where our hands are always freezing. Stay warm!

"Hey man, my hands are freezing. Mind unzipping and giving me an Iranian hand warmer?"

by ThePinkGlove January 24, 2026

Minnesota Hand Warmer

The act of attempting to pick up or deploy a live NFDD (Noise Flash Diversionary Device) (i.e. flash bang), but retaining it for too long a period that it deflagrates while in your hands resulting in injuries such as loss of fingers and/or severe burns.

Pat was at the 'protest' and tried to throw the flash bang back at the cops, but got a Minnesota Hand Warmer instead.

by Bulletsponge413 January 29, 2026

Bendigo Hand-Warmer

The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.

Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress

by Wookiemonster January 12, 2025

Minnesota Hand Warmer

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.

Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.

by Giggling_santa February 10, 2025