when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.
by cupcake 2014 September 19, 2016
Get the unicorn goalsmug. by Evilunicorn June 21, 2021
Get the Evil unicornmug. by Hahabitchshuttjefuckup February 25, 2017
Get the Ruby's unicorn hornmug. The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by anonymous December 19, 2021
Get the Southern Unicorn Cookmug. by sarvasana March 26, 2024
Get the Unicornmug. The act of placing a suction cup dildo on one’s forehead, then having an intimate partner ride it while proceeding to provide oral sex.
Hey Bro,I finally tried the Unicorn with my girlfriend, it was awesome.
Bro: Damn bro thats my favorite position
Bro: Damn bro thats my favorite position
by Coquimaster July 31, 2019
Get the The Unicornmug. A mythical, usually white animal generally depicted with the body and head of a horse with long flowing mane and tail and a single often spiraled horn in the middle of the forehead
by Horse’s November 1, 2019
Get the Unicornmug.