Have you done the Chinese butt-touch?
by Dengus69 August 3, 2016
Get the Chinese Butt-Touch mug.The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.
by Don’t just don’t May 4, 2021
Get the Touch ID mug.When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.
There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys
by honneamise March 29, 2021
Get the Touched the gay deodorant mug.Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.
Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.
Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.
Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !
by Rey Marsh April 5, 2024
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Get the ill touch you lil nigga mug.If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?
Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"
by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024
Get the im gonna touch u mug.A situation very similar to a dutch oven, however hands-based foreplay continues and neither sexual partner attempts to make eye contact.
"Let one go in bed last night with the missus."
"That must have been awkward"
"Not really, we just carried on with the Dutch Touch"
"That must have been awkward"
"Not really, we just carried on with the Dutch Touch"
by Slinkynuts August 7, 2015
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