Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro
by urbdictinger February 24, 2025
Get the touch carpetmug. A celestial twist on the classic Tulsa Tornado in which a group of people will gather in a circle, while one person (The Angel) attaches himself/herself to a moving ceiling fan and slaps everyone in the face with their penis or a strap-on, depending on anatomy. The Angel wears a halo and a pair of white wings while organ music plays in the background.
Morris: How was your date last night?
Lester: I was touched by an angel, and it was almost like a religious experience! Bertha called the fellas over and strapped herself to the ceiling fan. I think I’m going to marry her.
Lester: I was touched by an angel, and it was almost like a religious experience! Bertha called the fellas over and strapped herself to the ceiling fan. I think I’m going to marry her.
by DinnerRollGirl15 June 30, 2025
Get the Touched by an angelmug. Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024
Get the touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆmug. 1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass
Person 2: Go touch grass
by BunnieXD November 13, 2023
Get the go touch grassmug. Peter: How much did you pay for your tickets?
Tom: $150 each for 3
Peter: You got touched! I paid $300 for 4!!
Tom: $150 each for 3
Peter: You got touched! I paid $300 for 4!!
by SpaghettiBetty June 2, 2022
Get the Touchedmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Without Having The Desire To Touch SOmething<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Touch of the Tiz (n.) a term used to describe minor autistic or Asperger's tendencies in an otherwise normal person; very mild autism.
Person A: "No matter what we're talking about this guy always steers the conversation back to tube amps!"
Person B: "Yeah, he does get extremely fixated on whatever he's into. I think he's got a touch of the tiz.
Person B: "Yeah, he does get extremely fixated on whatever he's into. I think he's got a touch of the tiz.
by EdgarBraintree May 8, 2016
Get the Touch of the tizmug.