Horse Blanket

An indescribable experience that will put you at the top of the leaderboard with all those GNAR points.

Man, that horse blanket was so rad last night. I can't even describe it. All I know is I won the game of Gnar.

by horseblanket69 March 4, 2020

muka horse

when a person stabs another person any where in the body and inserts a penis- scence (the emos) people do this during blodd orgys

garret muka horsed ryan when he was passed hot getting the sick bloddy pleasure vampires have

by lt hindu pimp bitch December 9, 2008

horse noise

Engaging in the act of sexual intercourse.

I met this bitch at the bar last night, took her home, and horse noised her.

by Shenanigans 1234567 March 3, 2020

youza horse

A person who acts with unattractive qualities. Example always saying, "I'm bout to play ball, lemme get some chicken wings, or Whats poppin 5!"

"Yo! I'm bout to play ball after i eat some chicken at Crown 5!" I replied, "youza horse!"

by kingknox March 10, 2009

concrete horse

The hardest of hard-ons

I got such a concrete horse right now.

by HardHorse July 19, 2016

crampy horse

Directly related to over using a group of muscles, while having sex.

Ex: I have a crampy horse from being bent over in this position too long.

by Panhawk October 3, 2017

Horse Girl

A girl who loves horses, maybe too much. Has horse dolls but calls them models. Probably has some shortened version of her name, like Beth Ann or something along those lines. Definitely also has llamas. Cries too easily at jokes, and might be slightly racist. Loves all animals. Hates people. Might be a tsundere, might just not like you. Definitely short.

You know that cray cray girl down the street?
You mean the Horse Girl?
Yeah, she definitely spends too much time playing Overwatch on the Switch, who even does that?

by Punubis February 13, 2022