Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang

Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson

by Dick longington June 20, 2018

Chase Johnson

A man who is hung up on the same girl for a long time, as well as having anger issues, a massive forehead, and is a backstaber to dear friends

Your being a real Chase Johnson right now dude!

by Thatguy2827 March 23, 2023

R.J. (A Randy Johnson)

A left handed hand job

Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!

by Chris Miller March 22, 2023

Ellie Johnson

The other girlfriend of the notorious, Caleb Webb, who might I add is quite the silver stallion.

Will: "godamnnn did you hear that Caleb's dating both Ellie Johnson and Lily!!!!"
Samson: "No way! How did he get both!?!?!?!?"

by flattenedpenny679 October 23, 2022

johnson's hair

The hair on or around your penis

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!

by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011

Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

by LaJohnson April 19, 2023

Duke Johnsons

A pair of men's boxers when their Johnson hangs out while sitting or standing. Usually worn by elderly males.

Ronnie: We are having guests, please tell Grandpa to put on pants and a shirt.

Jimmy: I will, he has been wearing his Duke Johnsons all day and it may scare our guests.

by Jimyee97 December 17, 2018