fallopian fish hook

The form of birth control known as an IUD (intra-uterine device) EXPIRES EVERY THREE YEARS

My ex’s fallopian fish hook expired and now I have a toddler

by Tnorth October 30, 2023

Light Hook

A light hook is a person who attempts to save you from a relationship with a crazy bitch, but often fails.

Jake's like a light hook, don't go to him for relationship advice.

by kzth November 14, 2023

frappe-tain hook

Scared of going out alone

- My brother/sister would rather twirl mustache waiting for a friend to phone than drive me anywhere - ugh.
- What a Frappe-tain Hook!

by Blueberry Boat December 29, 2023

Hooded Hook

It’s is the act of dying whilst having sexual relations with an uncircumcised man who loves magic and is wearing cape!

Mike E. (AKA, jersey mike) watched Gerry give Joan a hooded hook.

by HeatonUp January 3, 2024

soft hook

regular day job and hooks at nite and on the side

not a regular hooker, shes a soft hook

by nick the December 4, 2022

Andrew Tate Shovel Hook

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Hym "Andrew Tate shovel hook is the best I've ever seen. Right hand, left hand, doesn't matter. Set's it up nicely. Always downs."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Right Hook

Attaching a harpoon to your dick and then riding (righting) a girl with it.

“I’m so down for a right hook right now!!”

by DylanTheFrogKid April 19, 2023